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ABOUT US

Bush

The Chair

Steve Bush has been the chair since 2005. You think that would be enough time to get it right!!

Heywood

The PD

SGH has been the PD since 2005. Although at some point he was considered to be one of the best PDs in the institution, recent data shows him falling behind the Family Med PD. If this trend continues, he may be looking for another job soon.

Andrews

APD

Karinna Andrews feels like working Charleston is like living in Shagri-La. Recently knocked up, she is hoping that her child when older will be able to get into a real medical school.

Calhoun

MFM

While Byron Calhoun will pet and feed your monkey, at the end of the day, your monkey is not his monkey, it is your monkey. He is also an expert on hunting dogs, and after just a quick glance can tell if a dog can hunt or not.

Montgomery

FM wonna be

Emily Montgomery came to our program after not beeing able to hack the riggors of family medicine. People think she is sensitive but she only tears up when she thinks about being thrown off of the family medicine faculty.

Williams

The Pettifogger

While not as old as Methuselah, he still remember fondly many conversations he had with him. Original pilot's license signed off by Orville Wright, D-will's hobbies now include flying drones and coming up with questions to stump the Mormon missionaries.

TESTIMONIALS

I always liked Greg. Not that there was anything special about him, but I felt obligated.

Dr Heywood's mom

I ranked this program in my top 17

Morgan Lough

If the cafeteria would have kept the tater tots, I would have stayed

Elizabeth Hoover

Alergic to cats, couldn't have made it in this program.

Samantha Bleull

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OUR SERVICES

We deliver da babies

Find yourself preggers, we gotcha covered. If you're nice, you might even get an epidural

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STD Treatment

Something strange in that neighborhood? Who you gonna call?

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Fireball in the Uterus

You don't want just anybody yanking those bad boys out of there.

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Can't get preggers?

REI to the rescue. Dr G and his team are experts at getting you knocked up!

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The Big C

Nobody wants to hear they have the big C, even if you smoke 3 packs a day and expose yourself to every HVP strain that comes to town. But if you have it, we got the robot to go in there after it.

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We are not Family Medicine

Unfortunately, there is only one Dr Tanner, and he works in family med, not OB/Gyn. One of those things you are just going to have to deal with.

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